Prep · College · Pro

The Cheezeyverse

Everybody starts at 14, in the Prep league, and everybody starts terrible. Every in-game week that gets simulated pays skill points, the same for everybody. Spend them, climb the skill tree, watch the box scores, and declare for the draft whenever you think you are ready.

The crew

points to spend

Rounding everybody up...

Latest stories

All stories

Reading the record...

At a glance

who is winning, and how our players are doing

Reading the league...

All-time GOAT · Pro

The board

Working out the greats...

MVP race

who is having the best season

Counting the box scores...

How it works

1. Answer fourteen questions

Name him, list him at a position, pick a height and a build, then answer questions about who he is. The answers shape his stats, his habits and how much taller he gets. You never type a number, and you do not see one until you sign him: scouts get a range and an opinion, same as you.

2. Get a roster spot

New players sit as pending until the commissioner drops them onto a Prep roster. After that they show up in the league site like anybody else.

3. Spend every week, climb the tree

Three points per simulated week, the same for everybody. Cheap early, brutal at the top: 1 a point under 50, then 2, 3, 5, 8, 12, 18, 25 and 35 past 100. Nothing is bought past 70 in prep or 85 in college. Five branches of skill tree on top, and one Signature per player.

4. Declare when you want

Prep to College, College to the pros, on your schedule. Declare early and take your lumps, or stay and dominate.

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